My statistics professor told me I was an average student.
I told her I thought she was mean.
Statistics jokes:
68.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot, 39.5% of people hearing them believe them to be true.
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the Earth's population.
it has been proven that laboratory testing causes cancer in mice.
5 out of 4 people have difficulty with fractions.
Half of the people you meet today will be below average.