Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Milwaukee Midget]

let's get back to racing, okay?

Did he say "racing", or "Racine"?

Hey, it's Friday in Guam - where America's day begins!

[Seldom Seen Slim]

MM - I said "Mukawanago" or something like that, but it must have been run through the cheesehead translater before you got it.

[floydjer]

Racine???................This guy goes into a grocery to buy 1/2 a head of lettuce..........................

[floydjer]

Reminds me of the bank robber that always showered before a heist...he wanted to make a clean get away

[Dean Los Angeles]

If you keep this up your calendar days are numbered.

[Dean Los Angeles]

Beer doesn't make you fat.
It makes you lean

. . . on tables
. . . on walls
. . . on chairs
. . . against your dog

[USFRAMONTE]

Did you hear the one about the kid that asked hid dad if he could go to the 50 cent concert?


Dad handed him a dollar and said, "Here, take your sister with you".

[USFRAMONTE]

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?


Look for fresh prince!

[Milwaukee Midget]

A man was driving his Corvette along an escarpment in Ethiopia when he lost control of the vehicle, plummeting him and the ‘vette down a steep embankment.  He climbed out of the totaled car, and attempted to climb the sheer walls with no luck.

An elephant happened by, saw the poor man and took pity on him.  The elephant hung his dick out over the edge of the cliff, the grateful man grabbed the lifeline extended to him, and climbed back to safety.

The moral of the story?   If you have a long dick, you don’t need a Corvette.

[USFRAMONTE]

Why is it so difficult to tell twin Witches from each other?



Because you can't tell which Witch is which.

[floydjer]

One bean turns to another bean and asks " How you bean" ? ( sorrry I`m late...Mrs Floydjer is on vacation )

[Freud]

M M M   ! ! !

Marvelous, Milwaukee Midget

[floydjer]

Had a spider walk acroos my computer this morning.....I think he was looking for a website.............................................

[floydjer]

Did I mention that I met a cannibal??   Regular sort of fellow...Has a job, a wife, house...ate kids........................

[USFRAMONTE]

Three vampires walk into a tavern.
One of them says to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light"....