All right, all right -- I'll ask you boys and girls to do a better job observing the Fridayness of this thread, okay? If you really want to specialise in weak puns -- keep it to a subject that's got at least something real about land speed racing, or at least some kind of vehicle racing. Remembering that I set up the joke topic so you'd have a place to show your sense of humor -- I remind you that the main reason I set it up was to clear most of the site so we could spend more time talking about our hobby/avocation/passion. And another reason was that more than a few of the regulars here got a bit frustrated when there were so many joke-type things mixed in with the race stuff.
So -- with all due respect to your abilities to come up with lowbrow puns -- please move 'em to Fridays only, okay? Yes, there is another joke thread that is not titled "Friday" only -- but rather than just move over there to respond to the letter of my request rather than the spirit of it -- let's get back to racing, okay?
Thanks.