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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2184440 times)
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floydjer
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Reply #4065 on:
August 02, 2019, 04:00:13 PM »
You ya -hoos stay on topic.....Know what a bee does when it gets hot?? It takes off it`s yellow jacket
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4-barrel Mike
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Reply #4066 on:
August 02, 2019, 04:17:56 PM »
Apologies, Jerry. No matter how hard we try we can't be as stupid as you.
Mike
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4-barrel Mike
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Reply #4067 on:
August 09, 2019, 11:56:33 AM »
Good news, guys! Jerry checked himself into the Hokey Pokey Clinic and turned himself around.
Mike
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floydjer
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #4068 on:
August 09, 2019, 06:32:09 PM »
Know what bees do when they need a ride??? They wait at the Buzz stop...
?...
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floydjer
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #4069 on:
August 09, 2019, 06:36:09 PM »
Hey Mike......Did you see the post I made regarding my spine?..It was about a weak back..
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floydjer
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Reply #4070 on:
August 09, 2019, 06:38:37 PM »
Anyone want some dead batteries?..They are free of charge....
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4-barrel Mike
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Reply #4071 on:
August 09, 2019, 06:46:51 PM »
Bad news, Jerry, they're not making yard sticks any longer.
Mike
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RidgeRunner
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Reply #4072 on:
September 06, 2019, 05:23:40 AM »
Why are some people with vision issues looking forward to next year?
It's the first time they will see 20 20.............
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floydjer
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September 06, 2019, 09:54:31 AM »
Guy walks into a laundry that is owned by cats...he walks over to the head cat and asks if it can get a milk stain out of a silk tie...Cat says " I`ll have that licked in a minute.."
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floydjer
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Reply #4074 on:
September 06, 2019, 09:55:31 AM »
...I think the cat next door ate a baby duck...He has a down in the mouth look to him...
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floydjer
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September 06, 2019, 09:57:08 AM »
Yo Mike...No problem with the yard sticks...I use a tape measure to see how long jobs take....
( It`s good being King)
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4-barrel Mike
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Reply #4076 on:
September 06, 2019, 01:55:24 PM »
Welcome back, Jerry. Been somewhere without internet access?
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floydjer
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October 04, 2019, 05:22:53 PM »
Mike....Worse..Retired wife...
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floydjer
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October 04, 2019, 05:23:33 PM »
If a plant needs a friend...Does it cauliflower??
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floydjer
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October 04, 2019, 05:24:38 PM »
Told that one to the Irish Setter next door...He`s Dublin over right now...
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