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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1920 on: December 20, 2012, 12:11:55 PM »
Ah -- you folks haven't got it figured out, have you?  The stars and colors and "titles" are all decided by the machine.  It uses a complex formula the requires considering the time of day at the poster's location, the serial number of the poster's spouse's alarm clock, and the color of the toothpaste that the neighbor, third on the left across the street, uses for him morning hygiene.  Following that assessment the machine computes a result to determine a number, also consulting a random number chart, to apply to a Pantone color chart, from whence we get not only a color - but also a number that corresponds to the CMY formula of that color.

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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1921 on: December 20, 2012, 12:19:30 PM »
Ah -- you folks haven't got it figured out, have you?  The stars and colors and "titles" are all decided by the machine.  It uses a complex formula the requires considering the time of day at the poster's location, the serial number of the poster's spouse's alarm clock, and the color of the toothpaste that the neighbor, third on the left across the street, uses for him morning hygiene.  Following that assessment the machine computes a result to determine a number, also consulting a random number chart, to apply to a Pantone color chart, from whence we get not only a color - but also a number that corresponds to the CMY formula of that color.

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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1922 on: December 20, 2012, 12:22:14 PM »
Yeeup... got it. now back to our regularly schedule programing...
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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1923 on: December 20, 2012, 12:51:35 PM »
Ah -- you folks haven't got it figured out, have you?  The stars and colors and "titles" are all decided by the machine.  It uses a complex formula the requires considering the time of day at the poster's location, the serial number of the poster's spouse's alarm clock, and the color of the toothpaste that the neighbor, third on the left across the street, uses for him morning hygiene.  Following that assessment the machine computes a result to determine a number, also consulting a random number chart, to apply to a Pantone color chart, from whence we get not only a color - but also a number that corresponds to the CMY formula of that color.

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Got it - modeled after the same formula for determining college football rankings.
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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1924 on: December 20, 2012, 05:55:12 PM »
Ah -- you folks haven't got it figured out, have you?  The stars and colors and "titles" are all decided by the machine.  It uses a complex formula the requires considering the time of day at the poster's location, the serial number of the poster's spouse's alarm clock, and the color of the toothpaste that the neighbor, third on the left across the street, uses for him morning hygiene.  Following that assessment the machine computes a result to determine a number, also consulting a random number chart, to apply to a Pantone color chart, from whence we get not only a color - but also a number that corresponds to the CMY formula of that color.

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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1925 on: December 20, 2012, 09:10:46 PM »
You have stolen the Australian Electoral system!!!!

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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1926 on: December 20, 2012, 10:03:04 PM »
 Where's Franklin?

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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1927 on: December 21, 2012, 12:13:16 AM »
Where's Franklin?

        Doug  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

The propeller powered postulations of the pin-dick from Pensacola have been purposefully put out to pasture from these pages.

He’s possibly peeping, but the poser is prevented from posting.
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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1928 on: December 21, 2012, 11:23:44 AM »
Where's Franklin?

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He is looking for friends on face book, not many have replied.
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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1929 on: December 22, 2012, 09:53:05 AM »
Midget,

HAPPY NEW BAKTUN!!

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012-guest.html

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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1930 on: December 22, 2012, 10:54:41 AM »
Yup, made it through doomsday.

I suppose this obligates me to finish the car . . .

Pay my BNI membership . . .

Buy Kate a Christmas gift . . .

Not to mention restock the fridge . . .

Any society that loses a 250 year war of attrition to Spain can't be counted on to produce an accurate calendar.

Sorry, that was just mean.

I'll take that Sangria to go, please.

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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1931 on: December 22, 2012, 12:28:22 PM »
Ok, so we survived one disaster.

On to the next disaster . . . have you fired up the motor yet?  :evil:
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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1932 on: December 22, 2012, 06:03:20 PM »
LOW BLOW Dean!   :evil: :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1933 on: December 22, 2012, 06:55:07 PM »
Midget, et all,

For my Merry Christmas toast to all, (and Happy New Baktun!!), I highly recommend:

New Holland Brewing's Dragon's Milk. (an Imperial Stout, 10.0 ABV rated 98 @ ratebeer.com) I however, give it a 100 score......

http://newhollandbrew.com/beer/high-gravity-series/dragons-milk-ale-aged-in-oak-barrels/

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/new-holland-dragons-milk/14621/

Take care, a couple of pints of this stuff takes you out of the driver's seat, and probably sends you to naptime......

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Re: Milwaukee Midget
« Reply #1934 on: December 22, 2012, 07:48:10 PM »
Midget, et all,

For my Merry Christmas toast to all, (and Happy New Baktun!!), I highly recommend:

New Holland Brewing's Dragon's Milk. (an Imperial Stout, 10.0 ABV rated 98 @ ratebeer.com) I however, give it a 100 score......

http://newhollandbrew.com/beer/high-gravity-series/dragons-milk-ale-aged-in-oak-barrels/

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/new-holland-dragons-milk/14621/

Take care, a couple of pints of this stuff takes you out of the driver's seat, and probably sends you to naptime......

 :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
F/B

Would love to try that one.... not available within 100 miles or more of Wichita.  (according to New Holland website)
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