Slim has all sorts of time to nit-pick.
Upper Peninsula Guide to Computers
LOG ON
Making `da wood stove hotter at camp.
LOG OFF
Don`t add no wood.
MONITOR
Keep an eye on `da stove after you log on and open the draft.
MEGAHERTZ
When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morning.
FLOPPY DISK
What you get from piling too much wood.
RAM
Da hydraulic ting that makes da wood splitter work.
HARD DRIVE
Gettin home durin most of the winter in da Yooperland.
PROMPT
What you wish the mail was during the snowy season.
ENTER
Come on in, eh!
WINDOWS
What you shut when it gets ten below.
SCREEN
What is a must during da black fly season.
BYTE
What dem black flies do.
CHIP
What you munch on during the Packer game - when ya are done with the ice on the window.
MICRO CHIP
What you have left in the bag when da chips are gone.
MODEM
What you did to da hayfield last July.
DOT MATRIX
Eino Matrix`s wife.
LAP TOP
Where da grandkids sit.
KEYBOARD
Where you are suppose to hang all your keys so the wife can find dem.
SOFTWARE
Dem plastic picnic utensils.
MOUSE
Dem buggers what eats the horses grain in da barn.
MAIN FRAME
Da part of da sauna what holds up da roof.
PORT
Where the commercial fish boats park.