A man was driving his Corvette along an escarpment in Ethiopia when he lost control of the vehicle, plummeting him and the ‘vette down a steep embankment. He climbed out of the totaled car, and attempted to climb the sheer walls with no luck.
An elephant happened by, saw the poor man and took pity on him. The elephant hung his dick out over the edge of the cliff, the grateful man grabbed the lifeline extended to him, and climbed back to safety.
The moral of the story? If you have a long dick, you don’t need a Corvette.