Author Topic: Land Racing Quote Thread (Read 126076 times)

saltracer1 · « **Reply #135 on:** May 15, 2013, 09:10:23 AM »

Even a blind squirrell finds a nut every now and then.

John Burk · « **Reply #136 on:** June 04, 2013, 09:39:11 PM »

"A problem well stated is a problem half solved." Charles F. Kettering

dw230 · « **Reply #137 on:** June 05, 2013, 10:39:58 AM »

Never buy a car you can't push.

floydjer · « **Reply #138 on:** June 05, 2013, 12:44:18 PM »

Never marry a woman that can`t back-up a trailer

floydjer · « **Reply #139 on:** June 07, 2013, 08:29:24 AM »

We have enough gun control...How about more idiot control?

floydjer · « **Reply #140 on:** September 08, 2013, 10:27:25 AM »

If all is not lost....Where is it??

mitchell968 · « **Reply #141 on:** September 08, 2013, 10:45:41 AM »

the fish dont wait for speedweek . ( alaska fisherman 17 yrs )

floydjer · « **Reply #142 on:** September 28, 2013, 08:15:01 AM »

There are two theories as to the best way to win an arguement with a woman.....................Neither of them work.

floydjer · « **Reply #143 on:** September 28, 2013, 08:38:37 AM »

All men get heavier as they age...It`s from the additional knowledge stored in our brains ( My story, I`m sticking to it )

floydjer · « **Reply #144 on:** October 01, 2013, 09:51:36 AM »

It is always darkest before dawn....So if you`re going to steal the neighbors newspaper..That`s the time to do it

Ron Gibson · « **Reply #145 on:** October 04, 2013, 11:08:42 AM »

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

floydjer · « **Reply #146 on:** October 04, 2013, 12:06:27 PM »

Just be happy you`re not getting all the government you`re paying for ( Will Rogers)

floydjer · « **Reply #147 on:** October 10, 2013, 12:09:23 PM »

Pun....The lowest form of humor. Especially if you don`t say it first. Ambrose Bierce, " The Devils Dictionary"

floydjer · « **Reply #148 on:** March 13, 2014, 01:31:21 PM »

Nothing says " Poor workmanship" like wrinkles in duct tape.

tauruck · « **Reply #149 on:** March 24, 2014, 08:36:39 AM »

"Piston Broke"

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