Further tangent . . . . . .Tangent: Did any of you ever want to see quantification of the difference between Wisconsin people and Illinois folks? Like, a real example of how differently they think?

SSS,
As a former resident and card carrying member of Illini nation, you understand only too well "la difference" between the residents of both states.
And as a former "educator", I have some suspicions that your cogitation process may place too much value on being "in ordnung". . . . .
On the other hand, I try not to worry about graphical restraints on the order of my thinking. And mathematically speaking, I do not allow the limitations of regular letters and numbers. I use those of negative and imaginary values with regularity, especially when they add humor value . . . . . it just allows . . . . . more "possibilities" . . . . . .

And, as someone astutely observed, I give "the box" little countenance. It's not so much an Illini nation thing, as it is a Mark thing. I'm fond of describing myself as: "Precisely, off center".
On a further note, I think a clarification is in order about my friend the
midget. Astute followers of his build diary know that Chris is a native Hawkeye, ie: born in Iowa. I have come to recognize that his continued residence in Sconnie nation, is one of mere convenience. Possible reasons
might include:
A/ Continuing relationship with a woman of Sconnie nation heritage. Ah, amour, who can explain it . . . . . . . . . .
2/ Residence conveniently situated to allow copious consumption, er sampling . . .

, of superb craft brews. Or maybe he just wants to live in the suds consumption capital of the nation . . . . . .
d/ Or perchance, it might be a need to be able to purchase and consume marvelous fresh and smoked sausage. Local meat processors "do their wurst" . . . . . .
z/ Other reasons I can't possibly perceive . . . . .

Captainobvious