The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

[floydjer]

With all due respects, I'd prefer one with a liquor store and a chrome shop.

Mike

And a Ferrari dealership

[theazoldcrow]

The best woman on earth is a fat, tatooed woman!   That way you get heat in the winter, shade in the summer, and moveing pictures all year long!        Crow

[theazoldcrow]

  By the way, I just heard the latest on what is going to happen with Michal Jackson's body!  The family is going to have him cremated, and they will re-cycle all the plastic from his numerouse plastic surgeries.  They will be using it to make "Leggo's" type blocks.    This way the Kids will finaly get a chance to play with Him, instead of vica versa!    Crow

[aircap]

Not funny.

[theazoldcrow]

Now that I look at it ,,,your right.  I copied it from a biker friend,  I appolgise!     Crow

[John Noonan]

Not funny.

I find it humorous however not tactful, whoever said I was..

[theazoldcrow]

   John, I've never been known for tactfulness, but I really don't want to come off as insensative either.  I just don't like to give bad impression to anybody I haven't even meet yet!     Crow

[John Noonan]

Landracing.com > Humor -- stories, links, etc -- may not be right for kids to read! > THE place for (what you think is) funny stuff. >

Crow,

Joke em if they can't take a ....

 

[theazoldcrow]

Love ya John!  BCNU at the Salt Flats!    Crow

[landsendlynda]

HA! Michael Jackson fan or not...that was funny!!      

Lynda

[salt27]

It made me smile. 

Don

[theazoldcrow]

I feel a little better now!  Thanks!  (Now THATS funny!)   Crow

[floydjer]

One for the Crow.....How do you know it`s bed time @ Michael Jackson`s house?....The big hand is on the little hand

[sabat]

Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Fish.

[theazoldcrow]

  roses are red, violets are blue, I like peanut butter,  can you swim?    Crow