Last month while attending a dirt racing festival in southern California I noticed 3 of the worlds fastest guys on 2 wheels standing for a photo. I ran over and tried to sneak into the photo and was held back at arms length by a guy with a funny accent. After the photo shoot, the photographer casually walked up to me and said if I was willing to pay, she had a special machine which could alter a photo to my liking. I gave her my bank account number and waited a few weeks.
This was the best $6.50 I ever spent.
Happy Holidays EH! Hee-Hee!