HEY HAY HEY!? W(here)TF are the Friday jokes/jokesters? We're going to the comedy club tonight and I need to maintain my winning streak (I've won the free tickets for the next show 5 times out of 6). I use many of the jokes from here -- but without today's I'll have to go surfing for other humor. The club's contest only allows me one joke -- so make 'em good, and long ones are better than shorties (that's about how it seems in real life, too - doesn't it?
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A couple of weeks ago I ran across a great one -- but whether it was here or elsewhere I don't remember. And, of course, I didn't write it down and now can't find it. Please -- a good "story" joke for tonight. Two or four or seventeen is better yet.