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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2184485 times)
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bbarn
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #2100 on:
October 24, 2014, 08:28:02 AM »
I was feline good about posting that one.
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I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.
floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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October 24, 2014, 09:56:24 AM »
I pawsitively will not be dragged into this one...........................
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I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
bbarn
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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October 24, 2014, 10:35:24 AM »
What's the matter, not feeling friskies today?
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I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.
bbarn
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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October 24, 2014, 10:36:12 AM »
Let me guess, you have a claws in your contract that prevents you from further participation.
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I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.
floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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October 24, 2014, 11:02:19 AM »
Un-fur-nately I do...So, If you`ll excuse me...I need to catch up on my litter-ature reading.
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bbarn
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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October 24, 2014, 02:16:51 PM »
Let's all paws for a moment to reflect on what Jerry has written...
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I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.
bbarn
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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October 24, 2014, 02:19:50 PM »
BTW, where is Monte? I hope he isn't out on the catwalk again...or worse yet, lost his mouse.... I expected him to really sink his claws into this topic...
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I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.
USFRAMONTE
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #2107 on:
October 24, 2014, 04:40:03 PM »
Not feeling very punny today.
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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October 31, 2014, 08:17:51 AM »
Several years ago I took part in a family trip to our homeland of Ireland...Out for a boat ride w/ two members of my clan when all of a sudden..A great commotion `bout a hundred yards or so across the water...man was fighting like the dickens with what had to be the world`s largest bass. During the epic battle, Both oars dislodged themselves from the oar locks and floated away. he yelled across to Me..." Aye Mate, Might I be borrowin` one of yer oars" " To which I replied " They ain`t `ores...Ones me wife, The other is me sister"
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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October 31, 2014, 08:38:01 AM »
And if any of you feel a need to start in on fish puns, remember...Brevity is the...sole..of wit.
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salt27
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October 31, 2014, 09:09:17 AM »
Who did the vampire take to the dance?
His ghoul friend of course.
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4-barrel Mike
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Any fool can drive a V8
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Reply #2111 on:
October 31, 2014, 09:19:13 AM »
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein
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Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!
floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
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October 31, 2014, 10:11:16 AM »
What was the Witch`s favorite subject in school?........Spelling.
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USFRAMONTE
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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October 31, 2014, 11:11:44 AM »
This is so lame it's embarrassing......oh, wait a minute....
What's the best drink to serve at your Halloween party?
Ghoulade!
Have at it Jerry...
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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October 31, 2014, 11:19:34 AM »
hmmmmm...Let`s see here...." Why DIDN`T the skeleton cross the road??? He didn`t have the guts.................
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