A sheep picked up a used Scrabble game at a garage sale, but when she got it home, she discovered all of the vowels were missing.
So she called Parker Brothers to inquire about purchasing replacement pieces.
She was informed by the shipping department that the A's, E's, O's and U's were no longer available.
When she asked, "Why?", the clerk said, "Sometimes".
Frustrated, the sheep asked if there were any letters available.
The clerk replied, "I only have I's for ewes".