A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
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Speaking of the Super Bowl, thankfully it is being played WAY ACROSS TOWN from me. Way too much local hype to suit me. I can't afford to go - the cheap nosebleed seats are $800 - I wouldn't go.
And get this - The Phoenix Open Golf tournament is also being played thia weekend (The Phoenix Open in North Scottsdale ?). And a week or two before that the NFL Pro Bowl was played here. And a week or two before that several collector car auctions were held here. Enough already!