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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2186303 times)
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Dynoroom
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Reply #2910 on:
July 01, 2016, 01:11:26 PM »
That is udderly ridiculous.......
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Michael LeFevers
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floydjer
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Reply #2911 on:
July 01, 2016, 01:34:27 PM »
Cow puns AGAIN
?.........I hope Slim doesn`t have a beef with it.......................
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floydjer
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Reply #2912 on:
July 01, 2016, 01:35:46 PM »
...he`ll come in at the tail end and put his hoof down..........
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floydjer
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #2913 on:
July 01, 2016, 01:38:47 PM »
...Make no mi-steak....I`m not trying to steer this thread.............
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floydjer
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #2914 on:
July 01, 2016, 01:39:46 PM »
...I`ll go hide now...Unless someone else horns in...........
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floydjer
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Reply #2915 on:
July 01, 2016, 01:40:55 PM »
Just Rib-bing you Jon...Don`t slaughter me...........
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floydjer
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Reply #2916 on:
July 01, 2016, 01:42:45 PM »
If we could get Mr Fishbeck to change topic to turkey....would that be Is-Stan-bull
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Dynoroom
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Reply #2917 on:
July 01, 2016, 01:53:09 PM »
That guy is un-beef-leaveable
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Michael LeFevers
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Dynoroom
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Reply #2918 on:
July 01, 2016, 01:54:06 PM »
The stampede will be on now...
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Michael LeFevers
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Ron Gibson
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Reply #2919 on:
July 01, 2016, 03:00:58 PM »
I think I'll just follow the herd.
Ron
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Seldom Seen Slim
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #2920 on:
July 01, 2016, 04:13:58 PM »
What a bunch of Bull! Reading it all made me laugh so hard I choked. I went "Calf! Calf! Calf!".
Over to you, Monte.
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Jon E. Wennerberg
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rouse
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #2921 on:
July 01, 2016, 04:23:48 PM »
Sounds like the cows are coming in.
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Reply #2922 on:
July 01, 2016, 04:27:11 PM »
Yep Rouse, they're Hoofing it....
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Michael LeFevers
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RichFox
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Reply #2923 on:
July 01, 2016, 05:09:31 PM »
You guys are sure milking this for all it's worth
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Milwaukee Midget
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #2924 on:
July 01, 2016, 05:13:36 PM »
A lot of energy this week.
I'll state my case from America's Dairyland about this overly energetic bovine bashing . . .
Drink milk - it's decalfinated.
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