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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
Who understands turkeys?
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May 19, 2020, 03:52:26 PM »
I have one that has decided to nest under my deck. Should I make her feel unwanted? Or should I leave her alone and let the raccoons, bobcats, woodchuck and ferral cats have a buffet? This is new to me.
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RichFox
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May 19, 2020, 04:39:41 PM »
Have you thought of some chicken wire and keeping it until Thanksgiving?
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floydjer
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My guess is that a Turkey's table manners might offend Mrs.Floydjer......next
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wobblywalrus
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They are great at pest control and sorta like a feathered watchdog. I would leave it there.
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johnneilson
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May 19, 2020, 05:58:33 PM »
Put some tortillas in the freezer and call it your earthquake preparedness kit......
That's what I call the goats we bought to clear brush.
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