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Title: Who understands turkeys?
Post by: floydjer on May 19, 2020, 03:52:26 PM

I have one that has decided to nest under my deck. Should I make her feel unwanted? Or should I leave her alone and let the raccoons, bobcats, woodchuck and ferral cats have a buffet? This is new to me. cromag

Title: Re: Who understands turkeys?
Post by: RichFox on May 19, 2020, 04:39:41 PM

Have you thought of some chicken wire and keeping it until Thanksgiving?

Title: Re: Who understands turkeys?
Post by: floydjer on May 19, 2020, 04:51:29 PM

My guess is that a Turkey's table manners might offend Mrs.Floydjer......next :cheers:

Title: Re: Who understands turkeys?
Post by: wobblywalrus on May 19, 2020, 05:22:09 PM

They are great at pest control and sorta like a feathered watchdog.  I would leave it there. 

Title: Re: Who understands turkeys?
Post by: johnneilson on May 19, 2020, 05:58:33 PM

Put some tortillas in the freezer and call it your earthquake preparedness kit......

That's what I call the goats we bought to clear brush.