One night a guy came out of a bar.
He was stumbling all over and could not stop laughing.
He went to his car and tried to put the key in the lock.
After trying a few times he finally got it.
While this was happening a cop was watching him.
After the guy fell into his seat he tried to get his car to start, but
instead he turned on the windshield wipers and did a lot of other
things.
This went on for about a hour.
While this was happening a bunch of guys walked out of the bar, got in
their
cars and left. Also during this time the cop was still watching the
guy
having a hard time with his car.
After everyone had left, the cop went up to the guy and the car and
said,
"Sir, I need to give you a breathalyzer test."
Well, the guy took the test, but when the results showed, the guy was
completely clean.
The cop had no idea how that could happen so he asked the guy why that
happened.
Well, the guy replied, "Sir, tonight I was the designated decoy."
Smitty...
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