I'll be setting up a small stall on Gairdner to sell handy conversion devices for our northern hemisphere friends. I expect some good sales, I will be stocking the following.
* Welding goggles, useful when dealing with our currency notes which are printed on polymer, and in different colors....
* large wallet. Useful for replacing note clips, our currency notes are different sizes depending on denomination.
* Single lens 1:1 telescope with headclamp. reverses and inverts vision giving the impression of driving on the right( not wrong) side of the road with wheels pointing down.
* cotton wool. To be placed in ears, there's no point being able to hear Animal if you can't understand what he's saying it only makes interpreting his hand gestures more difficult.
* Large "PETROL" sticker to be placed above fuel filler, if you ask for "gas" you will be directed to the propane.
* Tattoo kit. Useful for tattooing "mobile" on the back of your hand, never ask anyone in Australia for their "cell number" Australians are very sensitive about being mistaken for prisoners.