Fwankie?s back,
Fwankie is like a car wreck..you don?t want to look but you have to. I think old Ratlips is good entertainment value during the off season. A lot like professional wrestling. You know it?s BS but still fun to watch sometimes. Here are the things you need to know to really enjoy the Fwankie Ratlips dog and pony show.
1. First of all Fwankie, from out of the blue, is going to post some obscure article or data fact sheet from the 1960?s or 70?s. Usually about a jet car and how it applies to all racing today. This information is very important to us driving roadsters, lakesters, bikes?
2. When Fwankies rants are questioned, and they will be, he will assault your intelligence, usually with a barrage of insults, usually consisting of but not limited to ?Sherlock? or ?Dumb A**? ?Dip Sh*t??.you get the idea. Along with the insults come yet another barrage of inapplicable data, factoids, and calculations.
3. Let me make this clear, this is very important. No matter how many times you prove to Fwankie he is wrong, he never is. Fwankie has an unlimited resource of useless information at his disposal. He will outlast you, he can post insulting idiotic rants much longer than you will be able to keep interest in the argument, and in Fwankies mind that?s a win.
4. This item is what you really need to know. Fwankie has never actually strapped his ass in a car and made a pass. He did how ever build a kick butt, briggs and Stratton powered mobile ceiling fan. Due to some unknown complications the rolling ceiling fan a.k.a. ?Propster? has yet to make its maiden voyage.
So sit back and enjoy the show and as Hulk Hogan says ?What ya gonna do when the Propster runs wild on you? Whooooooooo
