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Offline Roadster943

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #75 on: August 01, 2011, 11:40:28 PM »
     Even a broke clock is right twice a day.
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« Reply #76 on: August 01, 2011, 11:43:56 PM »
  Bonneville Racing.  The sheer joy of spending every dime you've got, racing for nothing but glory.  David Freiburger in HRM
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #77 on: August 02, 2011, 12:00:16 AM »
" I built this bike so you and your brother won't have to change my diapers some day "
We just finished the 1000cc mpbf bike to be run at Speedweek this year.
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Offline grumm441

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #78 on: August 02, 2011, 04:00:15 AM »
The gasoline is so bad here, it pings when you wash parts with it
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Offline Dakin Engineering

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #79 on: August 02, 2011, 04:24:36 AM »
It was faster on the trailer.

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Offline Clay Pitkin

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« Reply #80 on: August 02, 2011, 01:35:50 PM »
Those who said it cannot be done, should not stand in the way of those who are already doing it!

It's not how good you look going there, its how cool you look getting there!
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #81 on: August 02, 2011, 01:58:18 PM »
Your toolbox needs only two tools:  WD40 and duct tape.

If what you're working on doesn't move, but should -- use the WD40.

If it does move and it shouldn't -- use the duct tape.
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Offline Pete1

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #82 on: August 02, 2011, 09:29:35 PM »
The cost of building a Bonneville car can be estimated very accurately before work starts.
"Everything you make minus 10% to live on"
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« Reply #83 on: August 03, 2011, 03:54:10 AM »
I've no idea what the answer is but I really admire the problem.

Robin
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #84 on: August 03, 2011, 12:59:36 PM »
Some like women with long legs, Some like women with short legs.......I`m happy with something in between............................... :wink:
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #85 on: August 19, 2011, 02:27:05 PM »
We have enough gun control...How `bout some idiot control???
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Offline johnneilson

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #86 on: August 19, 2011, 11:37:38 PM »
How about adding some chlorine to the gene pool.........
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Offline Richard 2

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #87 on: August 25, 2011, 01:12:42 PM »
The first hat cost a fortune
"The second hat is only ten dollars"  by DW
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #88 on: August 25, 2011, 01:55:44 PM »
Life is like a S#it sandwhich
the more bread you have the less S#it you have to eat.
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #89 on: August 26, 2011, 01:11:47 AM »
  " land speed racing is like throwing money in a cash toilet and flushing it"...........  Me, I think......                                                   Bob  (but I love it......) :cheers: :cheers:
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