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Offline floydjer

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #195 on: December 18, 2021, 08:51:19 PM »
Did I mention Marybeth bought a jet ski? She hurt her back putting it on the chair lift.
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #196 on: January 29, 2022, 06:21:08 PM »
🤔.... Since she knows I do not drink .....Marybeth keeps empty beer bottles in the' fridge ...
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #197 on: May 25, 2022, 07:35:41 PM »
I told Mary Beth I am afraid of bees.....She told me the entire alphabet scares her.........🤔
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #198 on: June 16, 2022, 04:29:14 PM »
Hey Jerry, Johnboy asked me if I thought Mary Beth wore panties with flowers on them... I said I don't know but I'd ask you....🤔  🤔



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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #199 on: June 16, 2022, 05:27:58 PM »
Robert....😐...You missed ol'  MB on television a couple weeks ago...She was interviewed regarding her antiques biz.
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #200 on: June 16, 2022, 06:45:13 PM »
Darn...  :oops:
but you didn't answer the question  :evil: if you're taking the fifth we all understand... you could have Patti ask her then pretend you didn't know and report back :roll:
We'll wait...  1drink
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #201 on: June 16, 2022, 07:58:39 PM »
Said the guy who blames Johnboy..... :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #202 on: June 16, 2022, 11:21:43 PM »
Come on Jer.... he was just curious if she was the kind of girl that would memorialize all the faces that have been buried there...  :laugh:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #203 on: June 17, 2022, 07:04:27 AM »
🤔.....Racing?.....   :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #204 on: June 17, 2022, 11:43:43 AM »
And since I started with bee's.....I believe the flowers would denote the number of stingers that have proved that region... 1drink
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #205 on: July 04, 2022, 09:11:43 PM »
Mary Beth asked another gal of similar hair color what day July 4th landed on.....She replied "I think it is the 15th"..🤔
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #206 on: July 22, 2022, 02:05:53 PM »
Mary Beth wonders at what age she should tell her mother she was adopted.....
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #207 on: August 23, 2022, 01:59:56 PM »
Mary Beth thinks she is being stalked.....She keeps getting texts from Amber Alert....
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #208 on: August 23, 2022, 06:24:03 PM »
My wife gets calls from Spam Risk!  :evil:
If your last name is Risk why would you name your blonde kid Spam?  :?
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #209 on: August 23, 2022, 09:00:26 PM »
Woody......I do not make fun of other people's names.😇
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