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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #180 on: October 06, 2021, 08:47:40 PM »
Marybeth put her iPad in the blender....She was trying to make Apple juice....
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #181 on: October 15, 2021, 09:37:36 AM »
Marybeth went to a mind reader. He charged her half price.....
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #182 on: November 08, 2021, 07:57:45 PM »
Did I mention they Marybeth took a bag of shredded wood to the bank?? She wanted to open a shavings account...
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #183 on: November 09, 2021, 02:30:27 AM »
maybeth's husband asked here dentist if he could put back in her Wisdom teeth .

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #184 on: November 09, 2021, 01:12:24 PM »
Oh sure....Bad mouthing MY friend..... :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #185 on: November 09, 2021, 09:49:57 PM »
maybeth's husband asked here dentist if he could put back in her Wisdom teeth .
Hey Jerr... I thought your blond neighbor was Marybeth.... Paul's blond neighbor is Maybeth...
Every continent has one ya know... not that I'm planning to referee this tooth and nail fight  8-)
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #186 on: November 09, 2021, 11:32:10 PM »
🤔....So Bob....🤔🤔..."R" you saying that in the whole world...I have only one friend??? cromag :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #187 on: November 10, 2021, 10:33:55 AM »
Of course not Jerry  :deal I was thinking you might have one on every continent... just not all at the same time    :naughty aktion086
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #188 on: November 10, 2021, 03:46:41 PM »
You know me well Sir.
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #189 on: November 10, 2021, 04:07:33 PM »
Sorry guys " marybeth " it is  ,  fat finger typing or  just Lazy .    paul .

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #190 on: November 10, 2021, 08:18:13 PM »
No issues Paul.....You gave Bob and I a reason to spar. :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #191 on: November 10, 2021, 09:57:40 PM »
I told Marybeth she would have fewer hangovers if she drank less vodka.....She just called and said no one stocks that brand.....
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #192 on: November 10, 2021, 10:00:24 PM »
.......And Marybeth only goes to the dentist if her car gets dented.....
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #193 on: November 13, 2021, 08:18:11 PM »
Marybeth joined the crew of a pirate ship...she is the Pillage Idiot...💀
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #194 on: December 17, 2021, 08:28:24 AM »
MB's answer to everything is alcohol.....She doesn't drink...She is just bad at crossword puzzles...
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