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Offline WOODY@DDLLC

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #165 on: March 10, 2021, 08:04:55 PM »
Jer, is her Dalmatian named Stripes?  :?
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #166 on: March 11, 2021, 12:00:59 PM »
No Woody.....The dog is named "Cat" :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #167 on: March 11, 2021, 12:18:06 PM »
When Jerry jokingly asked Mary Beth if she could screw in a lightbulb she said "Duh... there's not enough room in there"
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #168 on: March 11, 2021, 06:46:22 PM »
MaryBeth just LOVES racing stripes on old 4-barrel Fords.     :friday

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #169 on: March 12, 2021, 07:13:49 AM »
MB is not a fan of hi-boys ...but that 8N might a tractor.... :clap :clap  :clap
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #170 on: March 12, 2021, 12:29:55 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on March 12, 2021, 07:13:49 AM
MB is not a fan of hi-boys ...but that 8N might a tractor.... :clap :clap  :clap


and you might receive a "Deere John" letter....    :roll:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #171 on: March 19, 2021, 07:02:59 AM »
I introduced Marybeth to my friend Jane and MB asked if she had any children...Jane said that she has a daughter that is just under two....Marybeth replied " I might be blonde..but I know how many one is.......
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #172 on: April 04, 2021, 08:33:00 PM »
Knowing that I am a minister...Marybeth asked "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group"?  I said " You mean a choir"....MB replied..."Fine....How much to acquire one"  :clap :clap :clap
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #173 on: April 04, 2021, 08:34:53 PM »
Easter bonus.....Marybeth feels cheated....She only has two sisters  but her brother has three....... :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #174 on: August 05, 2021, 11:47:11 AM »
A blond and her friends were drinking wine and talking one evening. One of the friends said that 6 Brazilian skydivers had died. The blond said how terrible that was. Another friend said its a very dangerous sport. The blond asked ..exactly how many is a brazilian anyway..
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #175 on: August 05, 2021, 12:58:50 PM »
Quote from: jimmy six on August 05, 2021, 11:47:11 AM
A blond and her friends were drinking wine and talking one evening. One of the friends said that 6 Brazilian skydivers had died. The blond said how terrible that was. Another friend said its a very dangerous sport. The blond asked ..exactly how many is a brazilian anyway..


Oh, oh, I know the answer.   A brazilian is a bit less than a cazillion.   What do I win?    :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #176 on: August 05, 2021, 01:49:16 PM »
Then, how much is a gazillion?

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #177 on: August 19, 2021, 04:50:43 PM »
Marybeth spent an entire week washing two basement windows....The first six days were used digging the holes for the ladder...
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #178 on: September 17, 2021, 10:00:08 AM »
Marybeth called me to share her excitement over the compliment she received regarding her driving skill....Someone left a slip of paper on her windshield that read "Parking Fine "
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #179 on: September 17, 2021, 06:04:00 PM »
After robbing a bank, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead duck into an alley where they hide in potato sacks. The cops first go to the sack with the brunette in it and kick it. The brunette says, "Meow." They go to the sack with the redhead and kick it. She says, "Woof, woof." Last, they kick the sack with the blond, and she says, "Po-ta-to."
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