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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5190 on: February 16, 2024, 06:40:39 PM »
What do you call a goose that's really fast...A speedgoose
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5191 on: February 16, 2024, 08:27:57 PM »
How did the goose get so fast???? Lots of eggcersize
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5192 on: February 16, 2024, 08:45:23 PM »
I have a racing goose for sale...

Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5193 on: February 16, 2024, 09:38:46 PM »
 🤔......Bad echo in here.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5194 on: February 23, 2024, 05:52:31 PM »
In honor of our recent trip to Morgan City, Louisiana.....I played poker with an alligator and only lost one hand..... :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5195 on: February 23, 2024, 07:13:47 PM »
The difference between Al Bundy and Donald Trump is that Al Bundy can sell shoes in New York :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5196 on: February 23, 2024, 11:45:04 PM »
Yo John.....Joe Biden met with his cabinet today...he also talked to a bookcase and argued with a desk.....no joke, true story. 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5197 on: March 01, 2024, 11:14:12 AM »
Why did the fish swim to the river bank??? He wanted to withdraw his fins...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5198 on: March 01, 2024, 11:14:45 AM »
I like rivers...I am live streaming one now...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5199 on: March 08, 2024, 08:38:10 AM »
(q)How many dementia sufferers does it take to change a light bulb??.... (A)To get to the other side.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5200 on: March 08, 2024, 08:39:53 AM »
Patti told me she would rather kill herself than live with dementia.....I reminded her that she had told me that 5 times.... :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5201 on: March 15, 2024, 03:14:03 PM »
Never loan money to a friend....It causes memory loss.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5202 on: March 22, 2024, 09:00:00 AM »
A circus clown died.....All of his friends rode to his funeral in the same car...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5203 on: March 29, 2024, 03:27:53 PM »
Guy walks into work and his employer tells him that since he called in sick with Coronavirus he has to be tested before he can return. Guy says "I said nothing about a virus...I said I had a case of Corona and wouldn't be in...."
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5204 on: March 29, 2024, 06:32:35 PM »
Saw some baguettes at the zoo.... I guess they were bread in capitivity
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