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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2168005 times)
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Seldom Seen Slim
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July 17, 2020, 03:10:07 PM »
We got a dog that used to belong to the blacksmith. We knew the dog was well trained, but 10 minutes after we got him he made a bolt for the door.
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Jon E. Wennerberg
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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July 17, 2020, 03:48:57 PM »
Jon....I remember that dog! He wasn't fat, he was a little husky....
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July 17, 2020, 03:49:25 PM »
.....paws for effect....
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July 17, 2020, 04:24:03 PM »
....and Slim got the dog from a small town near him...Anville....
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July 17, 2020, 04:29:35 PM »
I applied for a job running a lathe......I got turned down......
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July 24, 2020, 01:10:03 PM »
I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster....It just made him more sluggish...
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July 24, 2020, 06:41:15 PM »
When Stainless and I saw him go by, Stainless said look at that escargot
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John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20
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Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
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July 24, 2020, 06:54:53 PM »
Jerry... at least he could still move under his own power... when my frog went lame he got toad
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Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O
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July 24, 2020, 07:55:41 PM »
Bob.....just ribbet on a new set of legs.....
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Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
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July 25, 2020, 12:10:39 AM »
Dang Jerry, I took your advice but during the procedure he croaked...
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Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O
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Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
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July 25, 2020, 12:13:05 AM »
Then all his tadpoles threatened to sue.... but they didn't have a leg to stand on...
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Stainless
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gsjohnny
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July 29, 2020, 07:00:08 PM »
rhode island just outlawed having chickens in their state.
the reason; fowl language
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July 31, 2020, 07:49:26 AM »
The mail man said the package I wanted to send was too heavy and needed more stamps.....I fail to understand how that will make it lighter....
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July 31, 2020, 07:51:39 AM »
.....And then MaryBeth walked in and starting yelling into an envelope. I guess she was sending a voicemail...
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