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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2168971 times)
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floydjer
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I know a guy that was busted for selling stolen Viagra...………..Pretty stiff penalty...……………...
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. I was waiting!!!!!!!.
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A hardened dealer ?
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August 24, 2018, 09:14:32 AM »
a geologist`s wife left him....He took her for granite...……….
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floydjer
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….Not that I blame him, She was always stoned...……..
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floydjer
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August 24, 2018, 09:17:50 AM »
geology jokes....I have hit rock bottom....But I got them on shale !!
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Seldom Seen Slim
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August 24, 2018, 09:30:40 AM »
Jerry, when I read your jokes I fracked up!
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August 24, 2018, 09:56:36 AM »
Jerry, your jokes rock!
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floydjer
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August 24, 2018, 10:14:41 AM »
aww.....You guys are so sedimental
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I thought we were being pretty frickin' igneous.
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Jon E. Wennerberg
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floydjer
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August 24, 2018, 10:42:51 AM »
Looks like I struck a vein...let me dig up some more....I`ll "pick" through my underground magazine collection...…...
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August 24, 2018, 11:50:20 AM »
This new outcropping is nothing but schist.
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Seldom Seen Slim
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If you don't stope this I'll adit to your record.
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floydjer
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Quote from: Stainless1 on August 24, 2018, 09:56:36 AM
Jerry, your jokes rock!
I`m just happy to see it`s not you that has me on ignore...Hmmm...maybe the Midget..nope….hmmmm….Franklin???
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August 24, 2018, 01:56:34 PM »
Don't abandon the geology series yet. I'm still working "amygdaloid" into the conversation.
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Jon E. Wennerberg
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