Author Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2167838 times)

olepaw · « **Reply #900 on:** April 13, 2012, 06:26:20 PM »

whitch is closer to new york or by bus dumbn enough?

SaltRat · « **Reply #901 on:** April 13, 2012, 09:31:48 PM »

OK,

Do you like it better here, or in the summer?

Do you walk to work or carry your lunch?

Dean Los Angeles · « **Reply #902 on:** April 14, 2012, 06:18:07 PM »

i'm always amazed that the water comes right up to the shore!

Stan Back · « **Reply #903 on:** April 14, 2012, 06:19:23 PM »

It's never been more like this than it is right now.

Milwaukee Midget · « **Reply #904 on:** April 15, 2012, 07:30:16 PM »

This thread ain't what it used to be - never was . . .

Seldom Seen Slim · « **Reply #905 on:** April 15, 2012, 07:33:09 PM »

I feel more like I do now than when I got here.

floydjer · « **Reply #906 on:** April 20, 2012, 08:55:18 AM »

Back on topic>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Why do cowboys ride horses??? ...Because they are too heavy to carry

USFRAMONTE · « **Reply #907 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:38:03 AM »

I am reading a book about anti-gravity.....
It's impossible to put down.

USFRAMONTE · « **Reply #908 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:41:31 AM »

The newspaper in Wendover reported about a hole in the wall at the nudist colony....
the police are looking into it.

USFRAMONTE · « **Reply #909 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:47:33 AM »

When William joined the army, he was very uncomfortable with the phrase "fire at will".

USFRAMONTE · « **Reply #910 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:57:22 AM »

Ron Popeil just introduced a new type of broom.......it is sweeping the nation!

Rcktscientist · « **Reply #911 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:58:20 AM »

You'd think the Secret Service would know how to be serviced secretly

Seldom Seen Slim · « **Reply #912 on:** April 20, 2012, 11:11:07 AM »

That's a good one, Rckt, and timely, of course.

USFRAMONTE · « **Reply #913 on:** April 20, 2012, 11:26:12 AM »

I'm still laughing over that one!

USFRAMONTE · « **Reply #914 on:** April 20, 2012, 12:03:54 PM »

I promise this is the last one for today....
Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?
Because he couldn't resistor!

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