Flux Capacitors are the answer and I have them for sale with a special discount for the "Speed Challenged". 
When Jack was younger he sold "snake oil" from the back of a covered wagon I'm told 
. Glen was there and saw the whole thing 
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He wonders why I never took him as a partner.
The "Snake Oil" was free as is the advice around here.
The profit was in the "Pay as You Go" comfort stations that were place for the best exposure.
Bonneville had bushes in the early days but they cut into the profit margin so we killed them by salting the soil.
We still have a little more to do at El Mirage but the market is smaller so to is the investment.
Wanna buy a shirt ?
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