Once upon a time a man who loved land speed racing bought a mega millions ticket and won. He wanted to do something for the land speed racing community with his vast new fortune. So he contacted the wisest and smartest land speed racers in the land and with the leadership of the magi Jack and sage Sumner he formed a race for the high speed motorcycles and cars of the land. And the high speed racers enthusiastically supported the race, and thousands lined the race course only a couple of hundred yards away and cheered as the happy land speed racers set record after record. And the revenue from the spectators and television coverage gave huge profits to the operators of the race, and they rewarded the racers with tow money and lodging money and race fuel money. The car guys and the motor cycle guys embraced each other with friendship and mutual respect. And there was no complaining at all in racing land over the implementation of the racing rules or racing events. And they enjoyed a long and prosperous reign. The end.
