I guess I just gotta tell it . . .
Years ago while in Tech with my then record-holding Street Roadster, I had a well-known veteran Inspector walk up to take charge.
He just circled the vehicle and finally said, "Is this a new vehicle?" No, and I pointed to the dash with the 4 or 5 Red Record Tags on it.
"Just reach in and push the throttle pedal all the way to the floor . . . now release it. That sounds like 2 return springs." No, that sounds like 3 return springs.