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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #60 on: February 15, 2022, 01:47:44 PM »
Stolen from Reader's Digest....This whole spring forward thing would be more fun if we set our clocks ahead at 2p.m. on Monday... :friday
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« Reply #61 on: May 07, 2022, 02:48:27 PM »
This weasel walks into a bar....Bartender asks what the weasel would like to drink....."Pop" goes the weasel..... 
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« Reply #62 on: May 08, 2022, 01:55:24 AM »
Why couldn?t the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #63 on: May 08, 2022, 02:40:06 PM »
Guy walks into a bar with a small lizard on his shoulder and says he would like a beer and a coke for "Tiny".... Bartender says " Named him Tiny eh" and the guy replies..."Yes..he is my newt" :cheers:
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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #64 on: May 08, 2022, 08:29:36 PM »
So if your newt is smaller than my newt does that mean that my newt is actually large...

Yes Jerry... I have been drinking tonite....
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« Reply #65 on: May 08, 2022, 08:34:30 PM »
A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head.  The bartender asks, " What's up with the frog on your head?".  The frog says, "It started with a lump on my butt".
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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #66 on: May 08, 2022, 08:59:13 PM »
I heard it was a toad and it started with a wart on his a##!  :-P
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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #67 on: May 08, 2022, 09:20:41 PM »
A Marine drill instructor walks into a bar and orders everyone around....
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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #68 on: May 08, 2022, 09:22:29 PM »
A corn stalk walks into a bar and the bartender asks if he would like to hear a joke..."I am all ears" exclaims the stalk...
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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #69 on: May 11, 2022, 09:35:30 PM »
Bad news...They are not making yard sticks any longer....
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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #70 on: May 11, 2022, 11:04:42 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on May 11, 2022, 09:35:30 PM
Bad news...They are not making yard sticks any longer....

As a ruler I only need to get my foot in the door anyway
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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #71 on: May 12, 2022, 07:47:44 AM »
Gingerbread man tells his doctor his foot hurts...Doc. asks if he has tried icing it....
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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #72 on: May 12, 2022, 01:08:26 PM »
So, when you lick the icing off of a spoon would that be considered defrosting it?
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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #73 on: May 16, 2022, 03:06:17 PM »
Seems like people do not name sons Lance anymore....🤔 Back in medieval times, They named sons Lance alot.👶
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Re: Jokes Saturday thru Thursday
« Reply #74 on: June 13, 2022, 06:21:20 PM »
I wonder if anyone will ever find the cure for anorexia....Seems like it would be a piece of cake......
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