Jokes Saturday thru Thursday

[Stainless1]

Well Jerry I told him he was getting on my last nerve.... then he did...
good thing he sent me home with a couple of Dammitalls... 

[floydjer]

Knew you be o.k. Bob....You know the drill...

[Speed Limit 1000]

I can?t stop thinking about the root canal work I need doing...It?s deeply unnerving...

[floydjer]

Which reminds me of the Pirate that could not reach his mother via telephone.......She had left it off the hook...

[mc2032]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

[floydjer]

Of course he did....No body to clean up after him.

[mc2032]

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

[floydjer]

Then a horse walked in to the same bar and asked if they were hiring...Bar tender suggests he try the circus...Horse says "The circus needs a bar tender"??

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Termites, talking horses and don't forget the singing bird: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAXt599fs8I

[Stainless1]

Then a horse walked in to the same bar and asked if they were hiring...Bar tender suggests he try the circus...Horse says "The circus needs a bar tender"??

Bartender says I don't know that they do.... wow, you look really sad.... why the long face 

[Speed Limit 1000]

From behind the counter, the bartender says: "we don't serve time travelers here"...
A time traveler walks into a bar

[Stan Back]

The bird sings better than the righter cann spelle.

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Stan, I think the 'ritin' style is phonetic redneck! 

[floydjer]

Then a horse walked in to the same bar and asked if they were hiring...Bar tender suggests he try the circus...Horse says "The circus needs a bar tender"??

Bartender says I don't know that they do.... wow, you look really sad.... why the long face 

And the horse says..."Because my drinking caused me to lose my home and family.."

[floydjer]

Hmm...Brought this fun to a screeching halt .