Having 2 birthdays a year is hard on a person... since this is my first birthday, I am only 1 and not sure if I am old enough to drink! Yes most of you have noticed sometimes I act like I am 5, but on this birthday I am 1.
Guess I will have a beer at lunch if they will serve me... I won't tell them my age unless they ask, and then I could average...
It is almost believable that I am 32, just led a really hard life...
everyone have a beer to celebrate... when I drink everybody buys...