Okay, here is my dream scenario. Scientist's from most accounts are free thinkers who don't usually trust every common theory they read, nor do they apparently
care to be ordered around by "less smart people". When was the last time you heard of a politician or public official who came from a scientific background?
They tend to hang out with their fellow scholars and form Society's or Club's to compare notes and most likely get drunk.
In my dream I google "The American Society of Independent Geologist's" and also "The National Meterological Society" and explain that STS doesn't have a lot of money but we believe the BLM has deceived the American Public, blah blah blah.. Lo and Behold it turns out that a couple of Scientists from each group have years before been turned down for Government Grant's for each of their's Research Project Funding.
As the dream continues STS contacts the Utah and Nevada Boards of Tourism and wala............. They are on board, Then Mike Crawford Our beloved Mayor of Wendover Utah and currently leading the drive to build the New Bonneville Racing Museum (where I hope to display a stuffed Bruce Geisler who set more records than any one else (I believe) between 1960 and 2000 who is not helping a lot by still living, along side His Hankey Pankey Studebaker and by the way who introduced a couple of Mike's to the
Salt Flats. Last names? I think one is Cook and the other Lefever (sorry Mike, I am guessing at the spelling).
Anyway back to the dream, Mike the mayor convinces the owners of the other Wendover that if they help out we promise to never enter their Casinos or Hotels without removing our shoes first saving them tens of thousands of dollars yearly for replacing vacuum cleaners and carpeting.
And two months later we (STS and its two new lawyers, Gerry Spence, and Jonney Cochran (If the glove don't fit, you must aquit) and our team of disgruntled Scientists appear in District Federal Court, and in a pre trial hearing The first ever Federal Transgender Judge, the former Bruce Jenner, reads through our highlighted evidence, takes sworn testimony from our scientific researchers, takes a 10 minute powder, returns to the judges chambers where our team and 27 identical lawyers representing the BLM appear to be sweating profusely especially in the groin area.
Judge Jenner looks up, adjust his er her reading glasses, turns to the 27 kiss Acura BLM lawyers whom all think they are the anointed spoksman and who all appear to be not breathing, and says: "You lying bastard's, (27 straight backed lawyers appear to slouch) Your bosses seized my favorite Spa for a New parking lot. I find you all guilty by association and hereby turn control of the entire Bonneville Salt Flats over to the State of Utah Department of Tourism and order you and your bosses to move all the Salt piled on the South Side of I-80 to the North Side of I-80 within thirty days and I don't give a Rat's Acura
:-if you have to haul it with your Official Golf Carts".
...and then I woke up smiling and fell out of bed......................... One Run, out........................................