Honda...if you care

[Freud]

PorkPie, would you want us to send Dolan over to assist your mother?  He has had recent medical experience and could dazzle her with bull shit if she asked a serious question.

If his passport needs to be updated he can print a new one with his home computer. No Problem.


FREUD

[Freud]

In 1965 a friend from Portland, Oregon was caring for his mother. Her mental state was such that she required 24 hour attention.  There was nothing physically wrong with her. She just cried out for attention.

He had been attending Bonneville for the previous 8 years and did not want to miss. The problem was that no one would care for her, she was such a bitch.

It was decided to put her in the hospital and have all her teeth extracted. That guaranteed that she would be well cared for. In 1965 all u had to do was pay the bill and an extended hospital stay was no problem. We found a dentist that was willing to do the extractions, scheduled her extended stay,and he would also make the dentures when we returned.

There can be a medical solution to many problems if you have imagination.

FREUD

[JackD]

The older we get the more highly developed our lady skills seem to get.
The problem is that as the skills seem to sharpen and the big requirement from the wife
 is to not park in her space, the girls all seem to get old so fast.
The rest of the story about the teeth is they never got to the denture stage and now her bark is worse than her bite.
Freud fixed her up with glasses and they signed her up for the book of the week club.