Well, gee whiz, boys and girls -- I didn't want to stomp too hard on youse guys. I could ask my grandkids for a list of elementary school words and come up with substitutes for 'em all, but thought I'd tackle the main ones first. It's been a few years and this is the first time you've mentioned that I missed one. Shall I add "turd" to the list of words-to-be-changed? Obvious choices: Toronado, Toyota, Taurus, Trans Am, Thermognifactor. Any others?