Dolan

[Glen]

I see Jack D, has so many points now he has to go alpha-numeric so not to confuse PorkPie, who gets extra points because it's long distance.

[JackD]

His points are METRIC and don't count the same. Besides he loses a few each time you go from German to English and then to American. Remember we round down.
Pokey Eye (the American translation) is going to have to do a lot better.
Whirled Domination through the points system around here is a real chore but not imposable.
Pokey Rib is just waiting and has already seen a soft spot.
OBTW: Tonya has not seen KT for awhile but you guys all remember your assigned story, RIGHT ?
 A lot is riding on it.
Of course it depends on what the meaning of what ride is and who is using ride for what.

[mtkawboy]

Is there some place that I can buy the secret decoder ring so I can understand what Mr. Dolan is saying. He really should write a book, Id buy it even if I couldnt understand it.

[JackD]

Actually it is a SQUARE HAT that only fits a few poor souls.
If you don't already know at least you are not likely to be convicted.

[fastesthonda_jim]

Taste

[fastesthonda_jim]

At least you can filter his stuff through the list serve.  Us "locals" don't have the luxury of a "Del" button let alone an "Off" button.

Say your prayers, okay?

[JackD]

Taste

"Taste" is one of the ways you can tell the difference between the BLUE one and the RED one if you are color blind.

[mtkawboy]

I very much enjoy your posts Mr Dolan and unfortunately Im old enough to remember where to send off the Ovaltine box tops to get the secret decoder ring. Im also very serious about the book recounting your years of experiences. Think about it.

[Bob Drury]

To hell with the book, I just want the chapters on his ongoing battles with SCTA, IRS, CIA, and the Girl Scouts of America!!!

[JackD]

The key to success is to be right and not afraid.
You only see LSR stuff around here and the other organizations you mention have their own problems.
FOCUS is important, but a group mission will prevail.

[Freud]

Wouldn't it be hysterical:

The IRS questioning Jack about his "expenses?"

Jacks responses.

IRS agents early retirement to avoid being terminated for inability to resolve the problem case............

FREUD

[JackD]

If you spit on the sidewalk it will gross everybody out.
If you barf, they will help you along because they think you need it.
"The best defense is a good offense."  

[Freud]

If you slip and fall in the barf you will never convince your wife that it wasn't yours.

[Freud]

Did anyone notice that he had no reply regarding a possible IRS confrontation?

He doesn't like to brag about his successes.

FREUD

[JackD]

Did anyone notice that he had no reply regarding a possible IRS confrontation?

He doesn't like to brag about his successes.

FREUD

"It ain't bragging if you can do it."(Bindair Dundat) LOL