"How good was my hiding spot? On a scale of Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden?"
"Biologists discover rare Seals that feed fishes."
"Osama was at first pleased when he heard that a Target was opening in his neighborhood..."
"Last Words: If I had a half a brain, I'd quit the terrorist stuff."
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