Milwaukee... Don't mention that person! It's like smoking next to an Atom Bomb. Everyone recite the secret incantation, and turn 3 times anti clockwise with your finger in your nose to break the curse.
Smitty, how could I have been so careless -
hmmm . . . the incantation . . . , ahhh, yes!
"RETSPORP NOTTUB ERONGI FFILTAR!"
Wow - it didn't even get flagged by spell check. That means it has to be right. And I hope it worked - I feel dizzy, and I have snot all over my finger . . .