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Offline desotoman

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mathematical viewpoint
« on: November 12, 2009, 05:01:33 PM »
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 


And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But , 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and  Attitude  will get you there, its the B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t and A-s-s-k-i-s-s-i-n-g  that will put you over the top.


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Offline bvillercr

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Re: mathematical viewpoint
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2009, 05:13:02 PM »
What?  Didn't you already know that. :-D. Good one. :cheers:

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Re: mathematical viewpoint
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2009, 05:18:51 PM »
                 
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Re: mathematical viewpoint
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2009, 09:14:26 PM »
Finally, a theorem that proves what I've suspected for years.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll: