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Offline racergeo

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GUINNESS REVELATION
« on: January 01, 2008, 07:46:33 PM »
     While thumbing through an old Guinness Book of World Records I came across a unusual and little known record. The record for FOOLING THE MOST PEOPLE. Norman S. Nobody, a 19th century snake oil salesman ,traversed the continent, being careful to never stop at the same place, selling his miracle elixir for over 50 years. Nobody claimed his product cured among other things,baldness, teburculocis and adolesent seminal emmissions. It did meet favor as a pain killer during the Civil War. After decades of his product curing nothing, people who continued to use his product became known as NOBODYS FOOL.
       

                      xxxxx ya Jack and have a fun year on this site! lol

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Re: GUINNESS REVELATION
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2008, 09:14:07 PM »
The Guinness book and it's STARS, do very little to influence anything I choose to do.   :-D
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Re: GUINNESS REVELATION
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2008, 10:09:13 PM »
ill second that   willie buchta
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Re: GUINNESS REVELATION
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2008, 11:51:18 PM »
havent looked at one in years...
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Re: GUINNESS REVELATION
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2008, 12:19:15 PM »
I bet Al "global warming" Gore has him beat
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Re: GUINNESS REVELATION
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2008, 01:07:07 PM »
I bet Al "global warming" Gore has him beat
Gore ?
That is not a real guy's name is it ?
During my research on "Global Forming" I have determined that where you find bulls--t, a gore will be near by. :wink:
« Last Edit: January 02, 2008, 09:42:15 PM by JackD »
"I would rather lose going fast enough to win than win going slow enough to lose."
"That horrible smell is dirty feet being held to the fire"

Offline 4-barrel Mike

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Re: GUINNESS REVELATION
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2008, 03:45:54 PM »
Mal Bore ain't stupid.

He's busy adding to his family's oil riches by selling "carbon credits."

Almost as good as selling t-shirts.

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Offline Jonny Hotnuts

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Re: GUINNESS REVELATION
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2008, 10:26:50 PM »
An old friend has a cabin in Rockaway Beach Oregon. He rents it to vacationers for a modest fee through a vacation booking company.

Al and Tipper stayed there one weekend and left the place a mess, half eaten food on plates in sink, towels laying everywhere, sand in the bathtub and all over the floors, mud in the bed ect.

Needless to say that my friend will never let them stay there again.

They Gores didn’t kill anyone but it really makes you think what type people they are when they were so disrespectful to that beach house that didn’t belong to them.
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