For those of you that don't recognise Trevor or his corporate affiliation -- Honey Buckets is the vendor that's supplied the porta-potties to events at Bonneville for the past bunch of years. If you're interested in having your own "private" toilet at your pit (or, I suppose, wherever the heck you want it) -- you get in touch with Trevor. He'll explain the costs and other stuff like how often do you want it pumped clean (will even provide a padlock if you want to keep your private unit private) and deliver it/them to the salt. For the past few years Honey Buckets has arrived on the salt with all of the units, stationed them hither and yon on the courses and put all of the private units at the Seldom Seen Slim pit.* When you arrive you come find Nancy or me, we check your name off the list and point you towards your unit and give you the lock/key (if you've asked for one), and you take said stuff back to your pit. You pay him - not me.
So get in touch with Trevor and arrange your own private green/beige room. By the way, those big white lozenges are not necessarily included, so you'll have to ask if he can supply them. My personal favorite is the cheddar-mint flavor.
*No, Nancy and I don't suffer from weak bladders and/or lucy bowels, even though there have been a dozen toilets and more at our pit at any one time.