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Title: Fast driving
Post by: Clay Pitkin on June 22, 2011, 03:32:11 PM
A man in a Jaguar passed a Mini-cooper that had broken down by the side of the road. Being a kindly driver, he stopped and fixed a tow-rope to it and began towing it to the nearest garage.
After 10 minutes of towing, a Porsche passed them at high speed. The Jaguar driver was not going to be outdone by a Porsche, so, forgetting that he had a Mini-cooper in tow, slammed his foot down and the Jaguar and Porsche indulged in a high-speed race down the road, the Mini-cooper and it's occupant trailing wildly about at the end of the rope frantically trying to attract their attention and failing.
A Police car saw them and gave chase. The Police driver radioed back to Headquarters "Sarge, you'll never believe this, I've just seen a Porsche and a Jaguar neck and neck doing 150 mph - and a bloke in a Mini-cooper flashing his lights, blowing his horn and trying to overtake them!"
Title: Re: Fast driving
Post by: geh458 on June 22, 2011, 06:25:17 PM
Vary funny,  Reminds me of the song "Beep, Beep", I don't remember the artist, but it's a similar story about a guy in a Nash Rambler and a guy in a Cadillac.
Title: Re: Fast driving
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on June 22, 2011, 08:11:16 PM
It was The Playmates singing "Beep Beep -- The Little Nash Rambler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4W7oZBhAJg

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