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Humor -- stories, links, etc -- may not be right for kids to read! => THE place for (what you think is) funny stuff. => Topic started by: Dean Los Angeles on March 21, 2009, 11:48:09 AM
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If you have worked anywhere you have come across motivational posters. They always have some wise saying with a pretty picture and a black border. Pretty useless.
So, the antidote.
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg74/jubed/jokes/ATT1395116.jpg)
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Enough starting new topics for additional jokes, so I'll simply hijack this one.
Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama.
They then asked the public what to create for George W. Bush.
Here are some favorite responses.
Grape Depression
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock 'n Awe
WireTapioca
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanmallow
imPeachmint
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl
Heck of a Job, Brownie!
Neocon Politan
RockyRoad to Fascism
The Reese's-cession
Cookie D'oh!
The Housing Crunch
Nougalar Proliferation
Death by Chocolate... and Torture
Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
"You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae
Credit Crunch
Mission Pecanplished
Country Pumpkin
Chunky Monkey in Chief
George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate
WMDelicious
Chocolate Chimp
Bloody Sundae
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts
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I'd say Ben & Jerry only accepted names from liberals.
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That's funny, just wait until Obama is done in the white house and there will only be one ice cream company. It could be called The house of ice cream republic.
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Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again.
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I'd say Ben & Jerry only accepted names from liberals.
I'm surprised liberals eat ice cream. :?
It's main ingredient is stolen from incarcerated slaves who aren't even allowed to unionize. Many of them are black, and ALL of them are female!
It contains high concentrations of ultra-lethal fat, and actually has FLAVOR, a trait that encourages obesity, and can even make you happy. True Happiness should only come from the sweet sweat of being a member of the proletariat; anything else would be hedonism.
To make it all worse, there is no special luxury tax on ice cream.
No, ice cream must be a conservative treat.
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http://www.despair.com/ (http://www.despair.com/) :? :?
Edit: NEAT site!!!
Mike
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This one rather sounds like a Dolanism (but I like it anyway :-D ):
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee171/4-BarrelMike/Miscellaneous%20stuff/Tradition.jpg)
Mike
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This one rather sounds like a Dolanism (but I like it anyway :-D ):
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee171/4-BarrelMike/Miscellaneous%20stuff/Tradition.jpg)
Mike
Very true in all aspects of life and racing. :-D :-D
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I'd say Ben & Jerry only accepted names from liberals.
I'm surprised liberals eat ice cream. :?
It's main ingredient is stolen from incarcerated slaves who aren't even allowed to unionize. Many of them are black, and ALL of them are female!
It contains high concentrations of ultra-lethal fat, and actually has FLAVOR, a trait that encourages obesity, and can even make you happy. True Happiness should only come from the sweet sweat of being a member of the proletariat; anything else would be hedonism.
Products used in this establishment are known by the state of California to cause cancer.... :roll: :|
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I dont have anything intelligent to say...
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I'd say Ben & Jerry only accepted names from liberals.
I'm surprised liberals eat ice cream. :?
It's main ingredient is stolen from incarcerated slaves who aren't even allowed to unionize. Many of them are black, and ALL of them are female!
It contains high concentrations of ultra-lethal fat, and actually has FLAVOR, a trait that encourages obesity, and can even make you happy. True Happiness should only come from the sweet sweat of being a member of the proletariat; anything else would be hedonism.
To make it all worse, there is no special luxury tax on ice cream.
No, ice cream must be a conservative treat.
Scrolling through the old threads and I noticed a couple things..(1) Pat is 100% correct (2) Haven`t heard much out of him lately.
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Although I find these posters interesting and amusing. I have to think who has the time to put the picture, caption, and thought into them. They surely don't get paid.
Rick
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I dont have anything intelligent to say...
That's the smartest thing I've heard all day.
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I was at the bookstore this morning and read the following: (you can probably figure out what it really said)
Its not the size of the anus that matters, but the quanity of feces with which you must deal.
or something. It made me laugh out loud . . . .
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If you have worked anywhere you have come across motivational posters. They always have some wise saying with a pretty picture and a black border. Pretty useless.
So, the antidote.
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg74/jubed/jokes/ATT1395116.jpg)
:cheers:
Dean,
What a great site....thanks for sharing the URL with us.
Buzz 1513B
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For those who have been looking for this so they could send it to me.....
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Remember a handful of whiles ago when Stainless mentioned one of the problems with Photobucket? Two posts up you can see what happens when the "censor" an image that's been posted. The other thing he mentioned is how you'll get nothing at all if the business closes or the link is "broken" maybe by me (for instance) changing the photo - and therefore it being assigned a different id number.
Caveat emptor!