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Title: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: SPARKY on February 11, 2014, 05:17:17 PM

TODAY is the day---sorta like crossing the Equator  :wink: Sum has passed the big birthday  he is now officially a :  drum roll please

SEPTUAGENARIAN  :-o   

welcome to the certified OFC    8-)

happy birthday Sum :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Peter Jack on February 11, 2014, 05:47:54 PM

All the best Sum! It seems to work just fine from one who passed the milestone a few months ago.  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Pete

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on February 11, 2014, 06:28:46 PM

Ah, it's great to be a mere youngster in this crowd of well-salted (so to speak) folks.  Happy Birthday from a buddy that's MUCH younger than you, Sum.  Please ask Ruth to give you an extra ration of Cream of Wheat for your birthday dinner. :cheers:

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: salt27 on February 11, 2014, 06:40:19 PM

Happy Birthday Sum.

What Jon said, only more of it.   :-D

    Don

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Elmo Rodge on February 11, 2014, 07:24:03 PM

Quote from: salt27 on February 11, 2014, 06:40:19 PM

Happy Birthday Sum.

What Jon said, only more of it.   :-D

    Don

More Cream of Wheat?  :-o Happy Birthday Sum. Wayno

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on February 11, 2014, 08:23:45 PM

Don't make too much fun of Cream of Wheat.  I haven't had any of it - since this morning.  When I got up it was -12F outside here, and -18F at the airport.  Cream of Wheat sticks to your ribs - and you axxhole, too.  I know that's true because my dad told me so, way back when.

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: salt27 on February 11, 2014, 08:31:48 PM

Uh, Jon, I think you're supposed to eat Cream of Wheat not rub it on.   :roll:

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Glen on February 11, 2014, 08:43:17 PM

Happy birthday Sum. :cheers:

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on February 11, 2014, 09:27:46 PM

Don, if Nancy's doing the rubbing she is welcome to rub anything she chooses onto me.  I suspect that the birthday boy will echo these sentiments, substituting Ruth for Nancy.

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: salt27 on February 11, 2014, 09:36:27 PM

 :-D

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Stainless1 on February 11, 2014, 11:53:26 PM

HAPPY 70th Sum

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: tauruck on February 12, 2014, 12:48:13 AM

I wish you all the best Sum. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Freud on February 12, 2014, 01:04:20 PM

Any birthday w/o Ruth would not be the same for you.

Happy B'day Sum.

Thank You, Ruth.

FREUD

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Stan Back on February 12, 2014, 03:02:32 PM

Sparky --

"Sumner's 10th septennial celebration" --

I just did the math -- it makes him 700 years old!

Stan

P.S.  Perhaps during his missingness for the past few years he was building an ark.  I heard it was boat related.

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Richard 2 on February 12, 2014, 08:59:05 PM

And many more Sum.

Richard 2

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: SPARKY on February 13, 2014, 12:12:08 AM

SB 

septennial is 7 years

Septuagenarian is some one who is 70 years old

This came from my Webster 9th new collegiate dictionary---yes it is old and is very tattered--- because ----on my own I can't spell Subaru with out hit in it--lol    :cry:

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Stainless1 on February 13, 2014, 10:40:59 AM

You would think a guy as old as Stan would know that stuff...  :-o
Of course he probably had the benefit of a "valley" education so we should cut him some slack  :-D

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Stan Back on February 13, 2014, 01:21:19 PM

Me bad.

Title: Re: Sumner's 10th septennial celebration
Post by: Freud on February 14, 2014, 12:51:10 AM

Me Glad You bad.

FREUD