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Title: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: Glen on April 12, 2006, 03:39:19 PM
The winner is
 #1 Jack dolan   1359 posts    8022 points
 #2 porkpie          98 posts     4100 points
 #3 dynoroom     156 posts    3563 points
 #4 Glen B          463 posts    3158 points
 #5 sumner         349 posts    3012 points

 OK I'M #2 in posts but Jack is a runaway winner.
 Pork pie gets xtra points for being in Germany
Title: Who gets the points?
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on April 12, 2006, 04:28:26 PM
I think that Pork Pie gets all those points for two reasons:

Many of his posts are quite long, and:

He really writes them in German and has Jon's auto-translator re-do them in English, gathering double points because of the two languages.

I wonder what Jack's native language is.  The translator system must have to work extra-duty to get his stuff into something we can read.  Too bad there's no translator to make it more understandable, too.

(Dang, now jack's going to hassle me for something -- I can just feel it in my farkle).
Title: who spends
Post by: Glen on April 12, 2006, 04:49:27 PM
Jack has blisters on his finger tips and now types with his toes and he lives close enough to to Baja AKA as Mexico west to speeeeek it.
GB
Title: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: PorkPie on April 12, 2006, 04:56:17 PM
gathering double points because of the two languages.


Not really, Jon....the facts is......I think about the "English English" translation.......than it went into the first converter......there it will be translate into "American English"......after them it went thru the second converter...."American Alabama/Far North/Deep West Coast/Cornfield Middle West/Rocky's North Shore" is the result, so that nearly everybody can understood my writing....except the north east coaster - they are so close to Mother England that they would understood my English English and got now a problem with the second converter result............

What means at last.....three times the point :wink:  :D

Think fast.....always
Title: Re: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: Dynoroom on April 12, 2006, 05:35:11 PM
Quote from: Glen
The winner is
 #1 Jack dolan   1359 posts    8022 points
 #2 porkpie          98 posts     4100 points
 #3 dynoroom     156 posts    3563 points
 #4 Glen B          463 posts    3158 points
 #5 sumner         349 posts    3012 points

 OK I'M #2 in posts but Jack is a runaway winner.
 Pork pie gets xtra points for being in Germany


Hey, I'm hardly ever on this site....
Title: who spends
Post by: Glen on April 12, 2006, 05:47:16 PM
Yeah that's why you are in the middle of the top five :twisted:
Title: Thats **Irritainment
Post by: JackD on April 12, 2006, 06:57:14 PM
If you throw enough of it, some is bound to stick to the wall and soon they will bump into it.
If you aim for the ears, most of it will go out the other side.
The most direct method is in their face.
 I know that works the best because they hate it the most.
The Magazine articles are next. :wink:

** IRRITAINMENT : Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.
Title: who s
Post by: Glen on April 12, 2006, 07:01:46 PM
And the count goes on along with Dolan gibberish AKA Bull Sh-T
Title: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: k.h. on April 12, 2006, 07:20:29 PM
He is always clear as mud, but covers the ground.
Title: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: jimmy six on April 13, 2006, 10:36:55 AM
We may never know who spends the most "time" on this site. That person may not be a contributer, just an observer. JD
Title: NO ARGUEMENT HERE ?
Post by: JackD on April 13, 2006, 10:56:52 AM
Geeez, I can't even argue with JD on that one.
I spend much less time than you might imagine.
I concentrate on quality rather than quantity.
 Sometimes it is designed to even make you think. :wink:

"If sticks and stones are your weapons of choice, you are gonna really hate my gun."
Title: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: mtkawboy on April 13, 2006, 01:07:32 PM
Its kind of like the old Kung fu show with Dolan as the Ancient and the rest of us are the Grasshoppers. In this case I am, however older then the ancient, maybe  not as smart, but older. Sometimes I have trouble figuring out what the Ancient means but I enjoy his words of wisdom. Maybe I need psychiatric help
Title: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: jauguston on April 13, 2006, 01:09:39 PM
I,ll take the occasion of Jimmy Six's comment to make my first post to the group. I joined the group after being told about it by Glen B. I have been here since January 3 06. I probably log on three or more times a day, ya I am hooked.

I will be making my first visit to the salt as a spectator this August. Been a racer of some thing or another  all my  life. Looking forward to meeting many of you in person.

Jim
Title: Time on the site
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on April 13, 2006, 01:20:13 PM
Jim, Jim, Jim --  do you realize what you're getting yourself into?  You're going to the Salt?  Abandon all hope of having spare disposable income, and be ready to accept a life that has only three seasons -- looking forward to going to the Salt, at the Salt, regretting having to leave the Salt.

You've already met Glen, so that part's over and done with.  Now you'll have the opportunity to meet the rest of us.  Come find Nancy and me and maybe we'll let you climb up to the roof of our newly-bought trailer that'll have a viewing platform on top.

We all look forward to meeting you soon.
Title: Time on the site
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on April 13, 2006, 01:23:43 PM
Hey, the counter's farkled up again (or still).  Look at my post right above this one -- 246 posts, 1337 points.  The scroll up to near the top and see my previous post -- 246 posts, 1337 points.

What the heck?  This has happened to my posts before -- anybody else notice it on theirs?

Maybe it's Jack's fault.  Maybe it's Pork Pie's translator machine.  Maybe it's Jonathon's way of playing with our minds!
Title: Re: Time on the site
Post by: Dynoroom on April 13, 2006, 01:28:01 PM
Quote from: Seldom Seen Slim
Come find Nancy and me and maybe we'll let you climb up to the roof of our newly-bought trailer that'll have a viewing platform on top.


Wow slim, I'll be by too! I'll even bring my cooler!!

As for that trouble maker :twisted: Glen, just look at the number of posts both he and Jack have to see who's on here the most. Points just mean Pork & me know the answers to some of Jon's questions.

Speaking of that where is the next trivia question web master?
Title: SOBER UP !
Post by: JackD on April 13, 2006, 01:35:28 PM
The post and point total goes up for all the old ones also.
My battle is with the ***"SEAGULL RULERS".  I shouldn't have to watch you too.  :wink:

***SEAGULL RULER : A ruler, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

OBTW: Jon seems to have more trouble with the questions than we have with the answers. :?
Title: Newbie j
Post by: Freud on April 13, 2006, 01:47:57 PM
OK Bellingham, just boom down and hold the load. Four months from now you will have had your first case of the Salt illness. It is something from which you will never recover. The more you like it, the sicker you get. No carrier provides insurance for this malady so your wife's beer money stash is a thing of the past.

Welcome to this ohana.

FREUD
Title: Newbie j
Post by: Freud on April 13, 2006, 01:48:46 PM
OK Bellingham, just boom down and hold the load. Four months from now you will have had your first case of the Salt illness. It is something from which you will never recover. The more you like it, the sicker you get. No carrier provides insurance for this malady so your wife's beer money stash is a thing of the past.

Welcome to this ohana.

FREUD
Title: Re: SOBER UP !
Post by: landracing on April 13, 2006, 02:48:08 PM
Quote from: JackD
The post and point total goes up for all the old ones also.
My battle is with the ***"SEAGULL RULERS".  I shouldn't have to watch you too.  :wink:

***SEAGULL RULER : A ruler, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

OBTW: Jon seems to have more trouble with the questions than we have with the answers. :?


Jack feel free to give correct questions, I do the best that I can with the material I have.. There are those who can be critics but unless you are willing to chime in and help.....

I actually have alot going on right now, i've been trying.. Maybe this coming monday ill have one picked out... Unless you have one in mind...

Jon
Title: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: PorkPie on April 13, 2006, 02:54:29 PM
and maybe we'll let you climb up to the roof of our newly-bought trailer that'll have a viewing platform on top.


Jon, mark 10 square feet for me and my camera...and pleace park the trailer in the pits on the right place.....you know what I mean....with a proper view to the course........thanks in advance


see ya

Ps: this is an anniversary....my 100 post to the website......
Title: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: jauguston on April 13, 2006, 03:10:50 PM
For those that don't get the "boom down and hold the load" reference in Freud's post we met last week and discovered we both were crane operators in a previous life - before retirement.

Slim, thank you for the offer. Seems like all great minds think alike - I  have just finished up TIG,ing together a 4'X 6' observation platform for the top of out '87 Suzuki Samurai Tintop that we tow behind the MH. Its complete with removeable guard rails and a socket for the patio umbrella. I also picked up a 10'X10' pop-up canopy for on the ground along side the Sammi.  Sammi has AC in case it gets too hot for the wife's Yorkie. She wanted me to be sure that worked, not for us but for puppy (-:

Looking forward to meeting all of you.

Jim
Title: Too much time on the site
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on April 13, 2006, 03:15:10 PM
Maybe I shoulda bought a 14 x 70 mobile home with flat roof -- and rented space on the top.

So I sold the old 6 x 12 and found a 7 x 16 on eBay -- comes with a ladder rack up top, even a ladder permanently mounted on the front to climb up there.  I couple of pieces of plywood, I figure, and we'll have a pretty good place from which to watch.  Nancy's looking forward to the opportunity to lie out in the sun up there, too.  I plan to get there early so I can get prime parking space for the trailer.

I'll have one of those "take a number" dispensers at the foot of the ladder -- will come up with the fee amount later.
Title: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: dwarner on April 13, 2006, 03:19:18 PM
Doesn't update until you log out.

DW
Title: who spends
Post by: Glen on April 13, 2006, 03:19:57 PM
See what I started.LOL  :evil:  :twisted:  :lol:  :idea:
Title: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: jimmy six on April 13, 2006, 03:30:51 PM
Slim and all---It doesn't make any difference how many points you have..Nobody knows or remembers who came in 2nd...JD
Title: who spends
Post by: Glen on April 13, 2006, 03:33:56 PM
JD you tell them how it is.
GB
Title: So many questions, so little time.
Post by: JackD on April 13, 2006, 03:51:12 PM
We might just find the time to generate some questions.
Since history tends to repeat it's self, it couldn't hurt. :wink:
Title: who spends the most time on this site
Post by: PorkPie on April 13, 2006, 04:51:45 PM
We might just find the time to generate some questions.


JackD,

I sent a trivia question to Jon over the e-mail......done it not too hard....
just a simple question.......a historical question......

Will see if Jon use them......
Title: Fair is fare. (that is how I wanted to spell it)
Post by: JackD on April 13, 2006, 05:08:44 PM
Perhaps you should send me the answer or at least withhold it from Jon to see how he does. :wink:
Title: Points
Post by: Bob Drury on April 13, 2006, 05:20:07 PM
O.K. Dolan, why don't you learn from your cousin Jack Abrahamoff back in D.C., and slip a few of us wannabees a few points now and then.  You might end up with a few more friends, perhaps even a few on the Rules Committee....................lol
Title: Da rules ?
Post by: JackD on April 13, 2006, 05:48:56 PM
The MC rules committee is a fracture of somebodies imagination.
 One of them said to me the other day he believed he was listed just to shut him up.
The heat is about to go up under the lamp that he fears so much.
Did I tell you about casting the live bait for fish and catching a SEAGULL ?
 I wound him in like a kite while he screamed and tried to get away.
When I got him in close, I cut the line because the hook was so deep there was no removing it.
 I hope he learned something and remembers me. :wink:
Title: who s
Post by: Glen on April 13, 2006, 05:53:02 PM
Jack' I would think you should wear a large brim hat as the sea gull is circling the harbor waiting for you.
GB
Title: Yup, got the GULLS handled.
Post by: JackD on April 13, 2006, 06:07:31 PM
They don't follow the sail boat so much. The guy that takes care of it at the marina, also feeds the on board cat that keeps the gulls away.
The cat would hide out until a bird landed and then move in quick for a snack. I think the word got out among the birds and the cat eats more from his tray now. The 1/2 day fishing charter near us will often bring him a surprise. :wink:
Title: Re: Da rules ?
Post by: Sumner on April 13, 2006, 08:14:01 PM
Quote from: JackD
Did I tell you about casting the live bait for fish and catching a SEAGULL ?


Was his name Jon..a...something  8) .

Sorry that is pretty weak, but I had to do something as you and Glen are pretty busy padding your point leads and pulling further away from me :twisted: .

c ya, Sum
Title: who
Post by: Glen on April 13, 2006, 08:19:06 PM
Sumner,thats what happens when you take a vacation, you go backwards in the points race, but what the heck I think Jack has lapped me with his long winded stories, and is a friend of the Propster dude, The talk to  each other daily, I think they are really brothers.
Title: Value added.
Post by: JackD on April 13, 2006, 08:21:26 PM
I am saving up for a sticker. :wink:
Title: Dolan
Post by: Bob Drury on April 13, 2006, 09:55:28 PM
I knew it!!!  Dolan and Franklin are ONE AND THE SAME!!!  The same mindless garble!  The words of a Messiah!!  Amen, and this Bud's for you!!!
Title: Re: Dolan
Post by: JackD on April 13, 2006, 10:40:58 PM
Quote from: Bob Drury
I knew it!!!  Dolan and Franklin are ONE AND THE SAME!!!  The same mindless garble!  The words of a Messiah!!  Amen, and this Bud's for you!!!


If you are still fishing in your Bud, you need to get out more. :wink:
Title: Re: Dolan
Post by: Dr Goggles on April 13, 2006, 11:11:44 PM
Quote from: Bob Drury
I knew it!!!  Dolan and Franklin are ONE AND THE SAME!!!  The same mindless garble!  The words of a Messiah!!  Amen, and this Bud's for you!!!


...famous case in Australian literature( yes , it exists) where two writers came up with the name Ern Malley and began submitting flowery poetry to a well known magazine , Ern was hailed as the new messiah , 'til they fessed up, it made dills of a lot of people who then got pretty shirty about it all .....I'd always wondered if Pranklin Flopster was a construct of a cunning LSR type with a taste for mischief......... :twisted:

BTW  I'm hardly never on this site.........
Title: FR IS KIND OF A "404"
Post by: JackD on April 14, 2006, 12:29:23 AM
FR is pretty wide spread.
Most people tire of his approach but I enjoy sparing with him.
 He has actually softened with me because he knows I won't back down.
 He still plays with fire but has learned more how to respond to the heat. :wink:
Title: Re: Fair is fare. (that is how I wanted to spell it)
Post by: landracing on April 14, 2006, 12:34:45 AM
Quote from: JackD
Perhaps you should send me the answer or at least withhold it from Jon to see how he does. :wink:


I would love to be on the other end of the questions. We can set up so someone else can post the question. That is easy to do. I will give points for the questions (the person who comes up with question and answer) then still give the points to the winner.

I would love to be the guesser. Easy to do, email me personally the question and if I use it then the person giving the question will need to log in and monitor the responses. That would be great and relieve me somewhat of some duties.

Email me.

Jon
Title: HEY !
Post by: JackD on April 14, 2006, 01:04:35 AM
I had no idea he would like it so much.
There must be something wrong.
What would FR do ?
I guess it is worth a try.
The answer must include a reference as to where the information can be independently verified.
I will work on it and I'll bet others will also. :wink:
Title: Re:Un-nailable
Post by: Dr Goggles on April 14, 2006, 01:05:27 AM
Quote from: JackD
FR is pretty wide spread.
Most people tire of his approach but I enjoy sparing with him.
 He has actually softened with me because he knows I won't back down.
 He still plays with fire but has learned more how to respond to the heat. :wink:


.........is that a yes or a no? :wink:
Title: YES AND NO
Post by: JackD on April 14, 2006, 01:41:55 AM
Yes, I am not FR but I do know how to find him.
No, I haven't worked on a trivia item yet.
Yes. I will handle both all in good time.
No, I don't let go. LOL :wink:
Title: Dolan
Post by: Bob Drury on April 14, 2006, 10:35:13 PM
Pit Bulls only let go when their teeth fall out...how many you got left, Jack?
Title: Unlike a Pit Bull
Post by: JackD on April 15, 2006, 02:51:24 AM
I use Acupressure and won't let go. :wink: