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Humor -- stories, links, etc -- may not be right for kids to read! => THE place for (what you think is) funny stuff. => Topic started by: beerbellykelly on January 13, 2012, 11:33:41 AM

Title: stephen hawking
Post by: beerbellykelly on January 13, 2012, 11:33:41 AM

has reached 70-

thats one  powerful wheelchair right there-

Title: Re: stephen hawking
Post by: floydjer on February 15, 2012, 12:02:29 PM

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking got his first erection??  They disabled his pop-up blocker...... :wink:....Rolling right along..........

Title: Re: stephen hawking
Post by: johnneilson on February 15, 2012, 05:15:48 PM

His wife may have some splanin' to do if his printer was paused...........

Title: Re: stephen hawking
Post by: Tman on March 13, 2012, 12:41:48 PM

I kinda got a chuckle out of the news story about him being a regular at some strip club. There has to be 100 jokes in that one alone! :-D

Title: Re: stephen hawking
Post by: tallguy on November 09, 2014, 10:18:11 PM

The warning on my Viagra label said that if I have an erection lasting more than
4 hours, I should call a doctor.

So I called Dr. Stephen Hawking.

He said, "I'm a theoretical physicist, not a medical doctor.  Why are you calling me?"

I said, "I'm calling everyone."

Title: Re: stephen hawking
Post by: floydjer on November 10, 2014, 11:48:03 AM

On the subject of  Professor Hawking.............New album from Pink Floyd is out  today...Go grab a copy, I`m certain they need the $$$