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East Coast Timing Association => ECTA General Chat => Topic started by: garrell patterson on December 24, 2011, 05:55:16 AM

Title: no offense again but
Post by: garrell patterson on December 24, 2011, 05:55:16 AM: As i stated in my first post i am a newbie so with respect i ask that you discuss wet, aerodynamicly challenged, top heavy women deep at the bottom of older subjects. When i was struct down with health problems and was strapped in a wheelchair and could not take care of myself or wipe my bxxx, no the drool off my face, my wife had to take over for a couple of years. She got used to seeing after me and a great job she has done but if i did not remember to clear the screen and she saw the above referenced aerodynamic problem she might not let me play I still have a memory problem so i don't know if i read somwhere or thought this up myself, but i can definately relate after starting a new life "Inside every old man is a young man wondering, what the hell happened"
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: wheelrdealer on December 24, 2011, 08:58:31 AM: Gerrall:

That is a great line, my wife calls me crazy but I tell her I am a 15 year old trapped in a 52 year old body....but I like your line better! I do feel like what the hell happened. But like you I am not done yet.

Bill
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: Robin UK on December 24, 2011, 09:37:29 AM: Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

Cheers

Robin
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: theazoldcrow on December 24, 2011, 11:29:09 AM: :cheers: The "Peter Pan" syndrome,,I've lived it for years!
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: WOODY@DDLLC on December 24, 2011, 11:38:41 AM: I resemble those remarks! :-D
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: smitty2 on December 24, 2011, 01:04:32 PM: My motto is "I may have to get older, but you can't make me grow up!"
Ask Colleen, and she'll tell you I'm 12...

Smitty :cheers:
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: Stainless1 on December 25, 2011, 01:09:43 AM: you are never too old to have a happy childhood....

As to the other matter, aerodynamic challenges... that has got to be streamlining when one parts the air being entered before arriving.
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: tedgram on December 25, 2011, 08:54:47 AM: Whats old? :-D
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: garrell patterson on January 05, 2012, 04:42:08 PM: My memory still escapes me, does anyone remember what wise man said on Hot Rod tv "If you want to see and be seen this is the place to be" I suppose this could refer to Wilminton as well.

Don't try to pick a fight with an old man for he probably will just shoot you.

Garrell
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: SPARKY on January 05, 2012, 09:33:58 PM: As my brother told a guy who was "raising" his voice at him, "Dude you are mistaken, you are not going to whip my accura or kick my butt; and I am to old and fat to try to run anymore, so under the circumstances it will not bother me at all to just shoot you with this .45".

End of conversation
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: garrell patterson on January 05, 2012, 09:43:09 PM: When necessary a pull with the finger is lots less exertion, but hopefully just the threat is all that would ever be necessary.

Garrell
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: Jack Gifford on January 06, 2012, 01:46:34 AM: Quote from: garrell patterson on January 05, 2012, 04:42:08 PM
... Don't try to pick a fight with an old man for he probably will just shoot you...
For never having met me, you seem to know me awfully well...
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: garrell patterson on January 06, 2012, 02:11:49 AM: Pontiac Jack, don't tell me you do not sleep at night as well. A good night's sleep is two hours in 15 minute naps in the den, I don't even try to go to bed but that is when Ido my best work!

Garrell Patterson
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: iamflagman on January 06, 2012, 03:44:32 AM: Quote from: theazoldcrow on December 24, 2011, 11:29:09 AM
:cheers: The "Peter Pan" syndrome,,I've lived it for years!

My thoughts exactly as seen on the back bumper of my "Wabbit"

(http://www.pbase.com/iamflagman/image/140755351.jpg)

From the other end of the spectrum, I seem to ask a lot "Am I having fun yet" just in case I don't know for sure (http://www.wanderlodgeownersgroup.com/downloads/WOG%20SMILIES/olcoot.gif)
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: garrell patterson on January 06, 2012, 03:53:15 AM: My eyes are too bad to read your bumper but I get the jest. I wonder if lsr causes lnsomnia?

Garrell
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: Fheckro on January 06, 2012, 07:40:29 AM: Like an old guy in the shop I worked in as a kid used to say
"i may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"
I never really understood what the heck he was saying... till I got old!
:-D
Fred
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: garrell patterson on January 06, 2012, 08:46:47 AM: Wait until it's"I'm never as good as I once was"

Garrell
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: iamflagman on January 06, 2012, 08:48:56 AM: Quote from: garrell patterson on January 06, 2012, 03:53:15 AM
My eyes are too bad to read your bumper but I get the jest. I wonder if lsr causes lnsomnia?

Garrell

Put those tri-focals on young man and try this one (http://www.wanderlodgeownersgroup.com/downloads/WOG%20SMILIES/LAUGHING%20DOG3.gif)

(http://www.pbase.com/iamflagman/image/140758109.jpg)
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: garrell patterson on January 06, 2012, 10:17:56 AM: Oh, I thought you ment the front bumper
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: bharmon77 on January 07, 2012, 09:06:42 AM: :? I had a real good point to make on this subject, but now I can't remember what it was?
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: garrell patterson on January 07, 2012, 10:55:48 AM: I had to go back to the top of page one to see what the thread was about, go back and read it if you haven't already.

Garrell
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: greenjunk on January 07, 2012, 10:49:09 PM: Quote from: theazoldcrow on December 24, 2011, 11:29:09 AM
:cheers: The "Peter Pan" syndrome,,I've lived it for years!

Wearing women's pantie hose and dancing around in a green skirt on a sail boat? 8-)
Title: Re: no offense again but
Post by: garrell patterson on January 08, 2012, 04:17:46 AM: Wrong first page